Every great story starts with a spark of inspiration—and sometimes, a batch of sugar cookies. Enter Cookiegate 2025, the Jailstool community’s ambitious, sugar-coated tribute to Dave Portnoy and Barstool Sports that took an unexpected detour into internet lore. What began as a heartfelt gesture morphed into a tale of resilience, creativity, and a motorcycle-riding baker who refused to let a few security guards crumble his mission. Here’s how it all went down.